Not Chosen, Just Posin'

I just got a job with a Jewish magazine. I'm not Jewish. They think I am.

Thursday, July 13, 2006

I take it back.

One does have to continuously reinforce their Jewishness to other Jews. Like a company that's falling off the radar needs to send out a press release or two to remind people of its existence, the Jew must reiterate his/her religious choice when the mood arises.

This is the press release that one of my female colleagues sent out first thing this morning:

"I am, like, the SuperJew."

How can anyone compete with that? Super-DuperJew?

I want to win this competition! I want to be the best Jew NYC has ever laid eyes on! I want to keep alive the Jewish superiority that exists within these four walls!

It is so gametime, my friends.

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