Odds and Ends for a Rainy NYC Day.
In Fake Jewish People News:
Madonna urges British government to use 'mystical' Kabbalah fluid to clean up radioactive waste.
It's so obvious. Why didn't I think of that? Read story here.
Ashton Kutcher treats religion like an old shirt. According to a source, "I think it’s getting a little old for him. [Demi] keeps on having to tell him to put on his red string."
I might be a fake, but he was way worse:
Dathan was a Jew who sold Moses out to the Egyptians, thus giving fakers a bad name for the rest of, well, eternity.
In Answer to Your Question:
Q: Hey Not Chosen, please note that the married OrthoJews will often wear a wig instead of a hat. It covers their "natural beauty" so no one but their husbands will see it. Thing is, the wigs can be FAR more attractive than their natural hair. I don't quite get the logic on that one. Would you kindly investigate?
A: Natural beauty, in this situation, is held to a higher regard than is beauty as defned by cultural trends. The wig is considered superficial beauty while the real hair is considered sacred beauty, like that which is found within a temple or similar religious institution.
Okay, fine, I made that up.
The Part of Lisa Turtle from Saved by the Bell...
...was originally slated to be a Jewish American Princess, but casting directors fell in love with Lark Voorhies and altered the part to fit her in.
Search Terms/Phrases that may or may not have brought you here (but they brought someone):
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"What is a Shiksa?"
Not Chosen, Just Posin' T-Shirts are in:
Oh yeah, mugs too. For now, just my glorious logo. Character T-shirts coming soon. See SuperJew and OrthoJew duke it out on non-wrinkle cotton. The Publisher's Wife with her hair in curlers; the Redheaded Girl with the Annoying Long Island Accent talking up a storm; the Silent Designer doing the opposite; and my Future Girlfriend revoking the kneepad from her current boyfriend and regifting it to me (sick, I know). For more info, go here.