Not Chosen, Just Posin'

I just got a job with a Jewish magazine. I'm not Jewish. They think I am.


Saturday, August 05, 2006


RealJew(ish person) - I just made matzoh ball soup and I think it's bad. It tastes like lemon.


FakeJew(ish person) - I don't think there's anything in Matzoh ball soup that could go bad. Did you put lemon in it?

RealJew(ish person) - No, that's the problem. There is chicken in it though.

FakeJew(ish person) - That's probably it then.

RealJew(ish person) - I'm probably getting Salmonella poisoning as we speak.

FakeJew(ish person) - Yeah, I get Salmonella poisoning all the time. It happens. If you have a good immune system, it shouldn't be a problem.

RealJew(ish person) - Yeah, that's true.

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