"Get me kosher wine, now!"
"Oh yeah. Totally on top of that one."

This is to say that, yep, OrthoJew's married. I saw a picture of her and some troll-lookin' dude on her desk as I walked out tonight.

"I didn't know OrthoJew had a twin," I said to the Silent Designer.
He laughed.
"I thought the same thing! Then I found out it was her husband."
"Poor sap."
"Exactly."