Not Chosen, Just Posin'

I just got a job with a Jewish magazine. I'm not Jewish. They think I am.

Tuesday, October 10, 2006

This is the number of ads that The Publisher's brilliant new Detroit ad sales girl sold for the last issue.

This is the approximate amount of money he paid her for her "services."

This is the category in which her job description is filed.

This important news brief brought to you compliments of OrthoJew's fork (which I just licked when she wasn't looking, for purposes of my own personal amusement) and the single Sukkot palm I saw a nice Jewish gentleman carrying around in a fancy handled case this morning on 81st Street. Perhaps he is contributing to a communal sukkah? Inquiring minds...

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