The Mystery of the Publisher's Wife's Attitude Problem: Solved
One of the girls in the office was fanning herself off because it was especially hot in here today. She cited, "I'm going through menopause," as the reason for her sudden hot flashes. (Note: She's 24, maybe 25)
The Publisher's Wife replied, "You and me both."
Yeah, you think?
(And thus was revealed the mystery that could previously only be explained by a closet cocaine addiction and subsequent withdrawal symptoms, to be quite frank...)