Yeah, not so much...

There is one more implication of the Jesus Tomb finding that I failed to report. That would be:

Jesus = Elvis

Let me explain. According to “fans” everywhere, Jesus is still alive. Same goes for Elvis.

Also,
Christians: “The Lord is King.”
Music Lovers: “Nope, Elvis is king.”

While we still don’t know definitively who the real king is, we do know that if Jesus = Elvis and Jesus is dead, then Elvis is also dead. And while we're at it, Jesus = Tupac = dead.

I'll return with BaconJew's newest invention, OrthoJew's new workout, and news of the new lawsuit that kept me away from my computer all day yesterday...